0h-the-wh0rr0r:

missxadams:

0h-the-wh0rr0r:

missxadams:

0h-the-wh0rr0r:

missxadams:

0h-the-wh0rr0r:

Seriously about to punch something.

Such an angry little elf.

I’m pretty sure my ears are human shaped, and my shoes don’t have obnoxious little bells on them. 

I can change that for you, if you would like.

If you come within five feet of me, I promise I will shoot snot rockets at you.

You can’t do that if you don’t see me(;

I know I’m short, but I’m not visually impaired. Don’t touch me, thanks.

You’re such a girl, jesus. What makes you think I want to touch you anyways?